| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AISI | As I See It |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ASAFP | As Soon As [*CENSORED*] Possible |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again? |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| CUL | Catch You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]! |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
| HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding |
| HHO | 1/2 K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding |
| HTH | Hope this Helps! |
| HUA | Heads Up [*CENSORED*] |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD- | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me ADrink? |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*] |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous
(or Thundering) Applause |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| LTIP | Laughing Til I Puke |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| NFW | No [*CENSORED*] Way!! |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Agai |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| PPP | Petty Pet Peeve |
| POV | Point Of View |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing! |
| ROFLGO | Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out! |
| ROFLASTC | Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat! |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read The Freaking Manual! |
| RTFM | Read The Friggin' Manual! |
| RTFN | Read The Flaming Manual! |
| RTFM | Read The Farging Manual! |
| RTFM | Read The Fershlugginer Manual! |
| RTFM | Read The [*CENSORED*] Manual! |
| RMS | Read The Manual, Sir (from the military) |
| RYFM | Read Your [*CENSORED*] Manual! |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SOI | Stunk On Ice |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice (Niven) |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch(Heinlein) |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| WDYMBT | What Do (or Did) You Mean By That? |
| WGAS | Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?! |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! |
| WTH | What the Heck |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |